Podcast with Heejee, ft. Morris

Tony: Hello everyone! I know i have no viewers but uwu. today i am joined by some very special guests. introduce yourselves. 

Heejee: [laughter]

Morris: [LAUGHTER AHAHAHHAHAHAH]

Tony: okay weirdos. 

heejee: we should just write down what we are saying, as we say it. do you have voice type?

morris: i think it does

heejee: do it on my phone

morris: no

heejee: i like speaking in a language and then translating it to english to make funny words

morris: hey siri

heejee: guys, i should study

morris: australian siri accent is pretty epic

heejee: can you ask me stuff? WAIT, are you writing this down? we need to practice. i only have 15 percent, crap

morris; when u dont use ur phone, put it on airplane mode cuz taxes

heejee: [coughs]

tony: MORRIS COME BACK

*they start recording on heejee's phone*

tony's hand is tired, so that's the end of today's podcast. join me again next year, cuz im gonna forget that this blog exists agin

uwu

Monday + Tuesday

5/20/2019
In odea we had dare. there were three teams' we were the pineapple express. We had a dumb spokesperson so we didn't win. The voice crackers won instead. In orchestra we played avengers. In spanish we just did actvvities and mrs singh told us what would be on te final. In pe we had a knockout tournaments. FOr lunch I ate meatballs with rice. In language arts we corrected an access 4 that i may or may not have done last minute. In math we started da circle test. It was pretty easy but i messed up on the problem with the semicircles. In history we did our fashion shows outside.

5/21/2019
In odea we had dare again. Today's topic was alcohol. We watched a video called every 15 minutes that i already watched at home. ppl kept laughing for some reason lol. In orchestra we had a fire drill so we didnt play that much. In spanish we had the final on chapter 5, 33 questions. In pe we had the knockout tournament indoors. I bought lunch and then spilled tea (figuratively). In language arts we finished the fashion shows indoors. In math we continued our circle tests. I got one of the bonuses right after I turned it in, which was pretty triggering. In history we got time to work on our mandalas. I presented mine and got extra credit.

Tuesday 5/7/2019

In odea we did cast testing that was kinda confusing. In orchestra we did a rhythm book and played the same old stuff. In spanish we worked on our molas. In pe machone talked about archery. For lunch I ate fried rice. In la we did a pass back. In math we did worksheets that i lowkey failed on. In history we worked on our projects and I got the group fiasco organized.

Monday 5/6

In odea we did a healthy relationship lab. In orchestra we played avengers and hamilton. In spanish we wrote about wat we saw at the garden. In pe we had free choice. For lunch I ate chicken. In la we corrected studysync and did dialectecal journals. In math we did mock tests. In history we took notes.

Friday 5/3

In odea we took a quiz that was actually kinda hard cuz i knew nothing about pregnancy. In orchestra we had the mean sub from math. I drew laura for a while and then the ppl in the back started prank calling. In Spanish she ranted about dropping out and stuff. Then we went to the garden. In pe we had free choice again so i "played" soccer. For lunch I ate dumplings. In la we had silent reading time and we had an extra credit option to create a line graph for our monthly grammar tests. I got de extra credittt. In math we took the mock 2018 test and my head really hurt so i didnt get much done. In history we watched creating america.

Thursday 5/2

In odea we did more boring health stuff aughghhghg. In orchestra we had to line up for some reason. In spanish i made a card for the sub and got everyone to sign it. Im so proudddd. In pe we played rocks. I ate dumplings for lunch. In la we still had a sub. I took a grammar test and i got 42/42 flexxxxx. In math we worked on the mock test. In history we corrected our maps and took cornell notes.

Blog order

for some reason my posts are in the wrong order sooooo ya

Tuesday 4/30

In odea my name was on the board but he meant tony li. We learned about pregnancy. it was funny. In orchestra we played avengers and hamilton. In spanish we took a quiz with a hecka chill sub. In pe we had free choice again. For lunch I ate broccoli and rice. In language arts we did a worksheet and more grammarflip. In math we took the geo bee. In history we did a packet.

Wednesday 5/1

Yay it's finally may which means there's only one month left of middle school.
I got to school at 8:30 for the panoramic photo. I stood in the back but the photo guy was like "BOYS MOVE FORWARD AUGHHHH" so i ended up with the tall people. By the way one of the photo guys really looked like Falcon from Avengers. In Odea we did a focus question that was like "how do you feel about the possibility of being a parent one day." then we went through a slideshow about teen pregnancy and birth control. Then we went through the survey we filled out yesterday. Then i stole some gummy bears from shreya. In orchestra there was some crazy gross tea. So mr perazzo ranted for a while about band kids and then we started playing avengers. THis viola next to me kept barfing into a trashcan and the smell was SO BAD i felt like i was about to barf. Like, the smell just wafted endlessly into our noses and i felt extremely nautious. So when mr perazzo said to pack up i went crazy and slammed all my stuff into my backpack and ran away. Then i went into spanish with mr carver. We started watching eres tu maria. Im writing this blog while watching eres tu maria right now. In pe i got a 7:40 mile. This guy also broke the school record by getting 5:05.

Monday 4/29

For breakfast I ate eggs in a weird soup. In odea we corrected our quiz and did sexual health stuff on a slideshow. We were supposed to take notes but i forgot to. In orchestra we listened to the judge from the festival. Then we played hamilton. In spanish she walks around and checks stuff. In pe mr machone got triggered cuz we were talking and we had free choice. I just followed around the ppl who played soccer. For lunch I ate fried rice. I also chugged hot sauce. In language arts we did parallel structures on grammarflip. Then we went outside and ate popsicles. I got two; one was red and one was purple. We kept joking and saying that the purple one was thanos's #&$@%. In math we could work on mock test or do geo bees. I did geo bees. In history we played a game where there were 2 teams and ppl went up and wrote answers on a white board. When it was my turn i felt like the answer was going to be john brown. When she read the question, I wasnt sure so i put lincoln. Turns out it was john brown. rar. My piano teacher got triggered at me. I have a bunch of tests tmrw. argh.

Friday 4/26/2019

Welp today was pretty crazy.
In Odea we put points on everything and took a 10 question quiz. I realized that one of my notes werent finished so i freaked out so i rushed thru the quiz so that i could work on the notes. In orchestra we did our normal thing (baltic dance, ancient flower, spring forward) and turned in our music. In spanish we watched a video about mola. People kept projecting endgame spoilers on the tv. Mrs singh never caught the person doing it. We got our quizzes back. In pe we kept playing paddleball and it was hecka hot. I actually didnt completely fail today. What an accomplishment. I bought lunch today. I ate popcorn chicken, doritos, and a switch. I also poured chocolate milk into matthew's potatoes so he got hecka triggered at me. We went to buy icecream and i ran out of lunch money but matthew wouldnt buy me icecream because he was still triggered at me. In the mp there was free food from a bunch of asian moms. In language arts ppl were finishing caaspp testing so i read the enchantress by michael scott. In math we went to an amador rally. It was hecka loud and they had like shooting contests and a dance-off. In history I did some science hw. At night I had to go to amador for a strings festival. Achint kept vlogging. It was funnnn.

Mon - Tues

Mon:
In Odea we had a sub.We watched the lorax. In spanish we corrected workbook and talked about wut ppl were wearing. For lunch I ateeeeee i forgot. In language arts we did speeches. Mine was too short. In math we did geo bee 2014 i got 6. In history we took a test where we wrote poems.

Tues:
Today in Odea we did another lorax thing. In spanish we did acts. For flex we went to eoy assembly where i got some really good tea. In pe we played paddleball. FOr lunch i ate fried rice. We did more speeches in la. In math we did a worksheet. In history we did a mindmap.

4/12/2019 Friday

Today in Odea we turned in our focus questions even though we had only done 4.  Then we took a quiz which had 10 questions. It was pretty easy. In orchestra we had a sub with a super heavy indian accent. We watched swing dance. I sat with shua and saksham. In spanish Mrs SIngh was in a wheelchair. We also watched swingdance. In pe we had free choice. I just stood there. For lunch I ate noodles and salmon. In la we went to swing dance comp. In math we did 9 rings. In history we did notes.

Updates are Back

I haven't posted in a month but now I'm back so yaaaaaaaaaaay

Disney Trip

This is 2 weeks late but whateverrrr

Day 1: Woke up super early to go to Harvest Park. Went to the mp and walked to the end where I met up with Mr Shackleford. I gave him my phone number but i couldnt receive any messages. I got the contact info for my group. We went outside but wizwiz and shua forgot their instruments. I gave my luggage to keith who put it on bus three I went on bus one. In the morning I spun fidget spinners and played rock paper scissors with shreya. WE had a rest stop at thsi park-like place. ALlen and i ran down so we got to the bathroom first. In the bathroom richie yelled “ooo flexing for hannah” allen got revenge. For lunch allen and i ate at chipotle. In the afternoon we watched sandlor and ratatoille. The clinic was pretty cool. He kept making us sing. For dinner we ate pizza. The garlic sauce was disgusting. I couldnt fall asleep because allen snored and roy pushed.
Day 2: In the morning we went to California Adventure. They were playing “a part of your world” we saw a super trippy wall. We went on monster’s inc. At the workshop we did trek to the village from emperor, atlantis, marvel logo, disney logo, and lion king. After that I went to the chaperone who took me to the cars place where i met up with the gang. They had already gone on guardians. I ate lunch at a cone place while isaac roy and josh went on incredicoaster. Then we went to starbucks???? Once they went to workshop, I hang out with shreya and went on monsters inc. Then we went to grizzly where we saw luisa, stella, achint, and rachael. It was really fun and I got pretty wet. THey we hang out with achint. We went to aerial ride and gift shop. We sat down and achint’s paper looked like poop. I also smashed nuts. Then we went to disneyland. We went on the autopia ride where wilson kept stopping. THen we went on For dinner I ate at a Mexican restaurant where we spoke spanish. We walked towards adventure zone. We went to a mansion where a bird pooped. I thought it owuld be scary. At night i was hecka tired.
Day 3: In the morning we went to disneyland. I was too scared to go on thunder mountain so i waited at the exit. Then we went to pirates of the carribean where i screamed a lot. Then we went to splash mountain but it broke. So, we went to buzz lightyear where i barely got any points. THen we got a fast pass for space mountain. I only went once while everyone else went twice. After, we ate some corn and allen got cheetos at carthay circle. Then we went to space tours. THen we went to toon world and got hot dogs. My lemonade tasted bad. We went back to carthay circle for checkin and grinded geo dash. I almost lost my watch. Then we went to matterhorn. Then we went on thunder mountain again where i got on. Then we went to splash mountain where i watched bags. Roy got completely soaked. Then we went to ice cream while jazz band left. We couldnt find dole whip but ate at another place instead. The parade was happening so the line was short. Then i went to a gift shop with tonyli and wilson. I bought edna mode. Then we went to cali adventure. We watched the jazz band performance. Nate got in trouble. Then we went to incredicoaster. I waited a bunch. We ate orange chicken on the streets. Then we went to carthay circle and went to starbucks for more food. I got very berry hibiscus. At night they didnt want to sleep. Roy had a fever and went to chaperone room
Day 4: Today we got to sleep in a bit longer. We didnt have a room key so we ahd to wait a long time. I got change for tip bus driver. Then we went out fire exit. On the bus i sat with allen and slept. At the rest stop it was sunny. On the bus we watched madagascar. We ate lunch at carls jr. i got a guac thing. I bought sour skittles at a gas station Then we had a vote. Lego, beauty beast, princess frog, despicable me. We watched dispicable me. Gru:jen, lucy:shreya, drunk girl: janani, crazy girl: lucy, minions: wilson, el macho: josh, person: allen, pink hat: me, blonde short guy: perazzo, airplane: singh, old guy: kurt, dog: mihir, unicorn: eva. That was amazing.

Tuesday

In odea we finished up the lab and did some notes. In orchestra harshu and i started writing a piece called NacNac. In spanissh we had a work day but i didnt do much work. At lunch I ate a salad. In language arts we presented focus questions but the wifi went down so my group didnt get to go. In math we corrected our multiple cjoice worksheet and did practice test questions. In history we did a few more focus questions and got a worksheet. Today was extremely tiring.

Monday

TOday in odea we started a lab with a bunch of stations. In orchestra we had a few more ensembles. In spanish we did activities. At lunch I ate idk. In language arts we prsented our advertisements. In math we did stuff. In history we did a worksheet.

Podcast with Daniel Lu

*I tried my best to be polite lol*

Tony: Hello. Welcome to my podcast. How are you today?

Daniel:i am fine

Tony: Alright. So, what would you like to discuss today?

Daniel: big politics

Tony: Alright. I don’t know much about politics, but i’ll try. What do you think of
Trump’s latest policies?

Daniel: i heard he’s making a bill federally defunding colleges that inhibit free speech

Tony: Awesome! I support that. What do you think?

Daniel: I approve, because colleges are a bunch of sjw fests nowadays and they rally and
punch people like a bunch of silly cowards.

Tony: Well I don’t know about that, but I’ll do anything to protect free speech. Now,
do you think trump will be reelected in 2020, seeing his current competitors?

Daniel: it depends on the democratic nominee. I think if joe biden ran hed get exposed
for being weird with children and that cant be good.

Tony: Hmmmmn im not sure who joe biden is.

Daniel: he was the vp for obama and it running 2020. https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=DwXweiRjckI

Tony: Oh boy.

Daniel: indeed, it’s quite a sh*tshow

Tony: Hmmm, okay lets move on. What do you think of ASMR?

Daniel: asmr might be a good way to make some money if i am homeless

TOny: lmao i doubt anybody wants to listen to you

Daniel: oh i have quite the porfolio of weird sounds i can make with just a soda and straw

Tony: Gross but ok.

Daniel: most of them arent gross that’s very offensive to my hobby

Tony: Now lets take a look at some trending videos and talk about our reactions.

Tony: lmao asmr is ur hobby? Once I was at my friend’s house and we did asmr
it was so funny

TOny: OOOOO I HAVE AN IDEA. Pewdiepie or T-series?

Daniel: duh as i am here i support t-series

Tony: How dare you.

Tony:

Daniel: Plz remove the “how dare you” it was a mind typo i meant pewdiepie

Tony: Ohhhh wait it was a mind typo?

Daniel: obviously no one who isnt an indian bot would support pewds

Tony: Hmmmm okay here’s a classic. Cats or dogs?

DAniel: i would say i am centrist on that one

Tony: Yay. At least we wont have to argue.

Tony: now lets talk about some kid celebrities like jojo siwa, jacob sartorius, and wdw

Daniel:who the heck is wdw

Tony: “Why Dont We” the boyband

Daniel: i still dont know who they are but i have an opinion of the other two

Tony: pretty much the new one direction

Tony: Alright what do you think of the kardashians?

Daniel: a bunch of vapid shallow individuals meant to hook the mentally challenged

Daniel: kanye is ok though even though he is still an attention

Tony: alright Ive searchd up some podcast topics that we can discuss.

TOny: as many people alread know, you are very good at math. Explain how you
honed your skills in this field of education.

Daniel: mom made me do math early on so  School math is a breeze as for competition
math it’s just practice to build ur intuition

Tony: Awesome! And what tips do you have for people who didnt start math early?

Daniel: get some math books i guess or if you want practice on some
competition probs like amc 8, 10, 12, mathcounts chapter and state and if ur good practice
aime

Tony: That’s some solid advice. Next question is, how do you make the most of your
free time? FOr example, what hobbies do you have, what talents do you practice, etc.

Daniel: I look at some aime or other problems sometimes for fun but i would say my main
hobby would be art

TOny: Great! That brings up your art. Your instagram account is full of your art.
Shall we take a look?

Daniel: no?

TOny: Ummmm too bad we’re gonna take a look

Daniel: what r u gonna do screenshot it (;

TOny: Just open instagram

Tony: I’ve noticed that you do a lot of pixel art. How did you get drawn to this
style of digital art? And why did you decide to invest in digital art instead of the traditional styles?

Daniel: my friend William introduced me to this site called pixilart so yeah there’s the pixel
art part, and i do digital art becuz i dont have all the materials to paint in oil
and pencil art is tedious

Tony: Interesting! Peers can often help you discover things about yourself. Personally,
I find your instagram bio very interesting.
“mildly interesting life of a mildly interesting person on an mildly interesting planet”
Can you help me disect that? WHy do you see yourself and this planet we live
on to be so...mild? Most would see our planet as extroadinary.

Daniel: i dont think so, mostly everyone except for a select few would live a life most
would call mildly interesting, and the planet has been mostly explored except for our
oceans so it’s no longer that mysterious.

Tony: How deep and inspiring! WHy don’t we move on to a more petty topic. Your crush. Heheheh.
How would you describe your feelings towards her?

Daniel: it isnt that deep no twss btw

Tony: WHy is that?

Daniel: as ive said before, “it just is”

Tony: Well I have a ton of work to do so I guess this is the end of our podcast. A round of
applause for Daniel Lu, please. Thanks for joining us today. Make sure you tune in
next time to “TONY FORCES PEOPLE TO TALK ON A DOCUMENT”

Weekend

Friday:
Hmmmmm in Odea we took a quiz and played evolution games. In orchestra we finished ensembles. In spanish the tv was broken so we couldnt do the song. SOme people projected stuff on chromecast. In pe we playd badminton again. For lunch I ate noodles. In language arts we did our history ad. In math we did a worksheet. In history we continued on the ad and got silent reading time. Merp today was pretty cool.

Saturday:
Today I slept until 9. I practiced piano in the morning. In the afternoon I went to tracy to take the piano cm test. FOr dinner I went to sweet tomatoes.

Sunday:
In the morning I went to cacc. FOr lunch I went to this weird chinese restaurant. In the afternoon I finished my hw. FOr dinner I ate bread that was super spicy. I was so unproductive today aughhhhh

This Week

Oh boy I have REALLY procrastinated on writing this.

monday:
Ummmmmm in odea we did a lab with thumbs i think. In spanish we did acts. In block we did active vs passive voice. In math we started on a new thing. In history we did....ummmm....stuff.

tuesday:
Odea: idk pearson stuff i guess, spanish: more activities, lunch: no idea, language arts: flocab, math: stuff, History: industrial revolution, flex: none because we had a guest speaker about cyber safety
p.s. i went up and i messed up

wednsday:
odea: idk, spanish: we sang a song, lunch: spring rolls, language arts: active and passive voice, history: industrial revolution worksheet

thursday:
Odea: Today we corrected a  bunch of stuff and did stuff on pearson.
spanish: we had a substitute and we did etm.
lunch: i ate dumbplings
language arts: we corrected the boy in the striped pajamas
math: we did stuff
history: we each got an object and we needed to make an ad