Sunday, March 3, 2019

Podcast with Daniel Lu

*I tried my best to be polite lol*

Tony: Hello. Welcome to my podcast. How are you today?


Daniel:i am fine


Tony: Alright. So, what would you like to discuss today?


Daniel: big politics


Tony: Alright. I don’t know much about politics, but i’ll try. What do you think of
Trump’s latest policies?


Daniel: i heard he’s making a bill federally defunding colleges that inhibit free speech


Tony: Awesome! I support that. What do you think?


Daniel: I approve, because colleges are a bunch of sjw fests nowadays and they rally and
punch people like a bunch of silly cowards.


Tony: Well I don’t know about that, but I’ll do anything to protect free speech. Now,
do you think trump will be reelected in 2020, seeing his current competitors?


Daniel: it depends on the democratic nominee. I think if joe biden ran hed get exposed
for being weird with children and that cant be good.


Tony: Hmmmmn im not sure who joe biden is.


Daniel: he was the vp for obama and it running 2020. https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=DwXweiRjckI


Tony: Oh boy.


Daniel: indeed, it’s quite a sh*tshow


Tony: Hmmm, okay lets move on. What do you think of ASMR?


Daniel: asmr might be a good way to make some money if i am homeless


TOny: lmao i doubt anybody wants to listen to you


Daniel: oh i have quite the porfolio of weird sounds i can make with just a soda and straw
Tony: Gross but ok.


Daniel: most of them arent gross that’s very offensive to my hobby


Tony: Now lets take a look at some trending videos and talk about our reactions.


Tony: lmao asmr is ur hobby? Once I was at my friend’s house and we did asmr
it was so funny


TOny: OOOOO I HAVE AN IDEA. Pewdiepie or T-series?


Daniel: duh as i am here i support t-series


Tony: How dare you.


Tony:


Daniel: Plz remove the “how dare you” it was a mind typo i meant pewdiepie


Tony: Ohhhh wait it was a mind typo?


Daniel: obviously no one who isnt an indian bot would support pewds


Tony: Hmmmm okay here’s a classic. Cats or dogs?


DAniel: i would say i am centrist on that one


Tony: Yay. At least we wont have to argue.


Tony: now lets talk about some kid celebrities like jojo siwa, jacob sartorius, and wdw


Daniel:who the heck is wdw


Tony: “Why Dont We” the boyband


Daniel: i still dont know who they are but i have an opinion of the other two


Tony: pretty much the new one direction


Tony: Alright what do you think of the kardashians?


Daniel: a bunch of vapid shallow individuals meant to hook the mentally challenged
Daniel: kanye is ok though even though he is still an attention


Tony: alright Ive searchd up some podcast topics that we can discuss.


TOny: as many people alread know, you are very good at math. Explain how you
honed your skills in this field of education.


Daniel: mom made me do math early on so  School math is a breeze as for competition
math it’s just practice to build ur intuition


Tony: Awesome! And what tips do you have for people who didnt start math early?


Daniel: get some math books i guess or if you want practice on some
competition probs like amc 8, 10, 12, mathcounts chapter and state and if ur good practice
aime


Tony: That’s some solid advice. Next question is, how do you make the most of your
free time? FOr example, what hobbies do you have, what talents do you practice, etc.


Daniel: I look at some aime or other problems sometimes for fun but i would say my main
hobby would be art


TOny: Great! That brings up your art. Your instagram account is full of your art.
Shall we take a look?


Daniel: no?


TOny: Ummmm too bad we’re gonna take a look


Daniel: what r u gonna do screenshot it (;


TOny: Just open instagram


Tony: I’ve noticed that you do a lot of pixel art. How did you get drawn to this
style of digital art? And why did you decide to invest in digital art instead of the traditional styles?


Daniel: my friend William introduced me to this site called pixilart so yeah there’s the pixel
art part, and i do digital art becuz i dont have all the materials to paint in oil
and pencil art is tedious


Tony: Interesting! Peers can often help you discover things about yourself. Personally,
I find your instagram bio very interesting.
mildly interesting life of a mildly interesting person on an mildly interesting planet”
Can you help me disect that? WHy do you see yourself and this planet we live
on to be so...mild? Most would see our planet as extroadinary.


Daniel: i dont think so, mostly everyone except for a select few would live a life most
would call mildly interesting, and the planet has been mostly explored except for our
oceans so it’s no longer that mysterious.


Tony: How deep and inspiring! WHy don’t we move on to a more petty topic. Your crush. Heheheh.
How would you describe your feelings towards her?


Daniel: it isnt that deep no twss btw


Tony: WHy is that?


Daniel: as ive said before, “it just is”


Tony: Well I have a ton of work to do so I guess this is the end of our podcast. A round of
applause for Daniel Lu, please. Thanks for joining us today. Make sure you tune in
next time to “TONY FORCES PEOPLE TO TALK ON A DOCUMENT”

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